Posts Tagged ‘Colin Farrell’

sandra bullock 150x150 All Time Top 5 MiscastingsUnless, of course, you know different?

Some actors are just so good that we can forgive them their little peccadillos – let’s face it, George Clooney is a top bloke, but not all of his films are great, and not all the roles he casts himself in are well-advised. And Johnny Depp – for every Donnie Brasco (1997) there is a Secret Window (2004) (come on – I love JD, but this one was crap). Here, then, Picturenose celebrates the fact that our favourite actors can be as screwed up as the rest of us when a large amount of cash is waved in their direction.

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Alexander (2004)Weep, for there are no more turkeys to conquer

It just goes to show there’s not always a lot to be gained from being too lazy to get up and find a suitable DVD to slide into the player.  Unlike The Constant Gardener (2005), a film which, again, I saw by dint of utter laziness but which was excellent, Alexander (2004) is, well, what’s the phrase I’m looking for? Ah yes, “utter crap from the get-go”.

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In BrugesHeartache and a thousand natural chocs

Having made my home here in the sunny city of Brussels, I was naturally curious to find out what sort of film Martin McDonagh (Six Shooter (2004)) had made involving Bruges (it’s not that far from here), as well as because a friend of mine lives near there, and reckons that everyone found Colin Farrell “down-to-earth and charming”. Of course, this may be a biased viewpoint – for a start, she’s female.

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jlh Short and sometimes sweetHaving returned after taking a few days off from, well, from everything except eating, drinking and sleeping, I come back to the news that not very much has been going on in Tinseltown or anywhere else for that matter. There are a few stories worth an honourable mention in this news round-up, so I’m going to ease myself back in by summing them up in as few words as possible. This is either an exercise in minimalist journalism, or sheer laziness. It’s your call.

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Cassandra's DreamWhat dreams may come

Woody Allen completes his ‘London trilogy’ with this surprisingly dark, moody effort. The title refers to the name that close-knit brothers Ian (Ewan McGregor) and Terry (Colin Farrell) Blaine give to their newly acquired pleasure boat, paying some £6,000 for which only adds to the pair’s financial difficulties – Terry’s a gambler whose habit is spiralling out of control, while Ian is looking to invest in a Californian hotel chain, to get away from the struggling restaurant of his father (John Benfield). A surprise visit from their generous millionaire uncle Howard (Tom Wilkinson) could be their way out of a hole, but the potential benefactor has a surprise request – Howard’s looking to make a real killing of his own, and he wants his nephews’ help…

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