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Written by: James Drew

350px Rrck2 10.32pmThat title caught your attention, didn’t it? Well, for a very select few of Picturenose’s readers (the current book’s on around two), that particular time, on a particular day (Friday, in fact) may have particular significance. For myself, it’s what I associate with the beginnings of my lifelong love of the horror genre so, if you can drag yourself away from Colin’s rave reviews of absolutely every film ever made for just a few minutes, pour yourself a decent Scotch and sit by a glowing fire. I’d like to tell you a little story. It’s all about Fear on Friday…insert your own diabolical laughter here.

For me, a child of the 1970s and 80s, the horror began one enchanted evening in 1981 (give or take). Previously, my only real experiences of cinematic fear were being scared witless by the wicked queen turning into an old hag in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937) or the other wicked queen turning into a truly terrifying dragon at the end of Sleeping Beauty (1957).

At the tender age of ten, however, all that was about to change, when my mum and dad by mutual agreement allowed me to stay up and watch Tales From The Crypt (1972), Freddie Francis’ really rather good take on stories from the old 1950s EC comic strips of the same name, by Johnny Craig, Al Feldstein and William M. Gaines.

Of course, I didn’t know at the time that it was a really rather good take on anything – I was just excited about staying up and being able to watch a ‘proper’ horror film that had only been made nine years previously, and I knew I’d be able to crow about it in the playground on Monday morning. For those of you who paid attention to my Fear on Friday reference in the intro, fear not, all will be explained presently, but this particular fright-fest was being screened on a Saturday night, starting at 11pm. So, with the valves on my pride-and-joy black-and-white portable suitably warmed up, I settled down to watch the fun unfold.

And I was scared – the film follows a by-now very familiar (even hackneyed) format, with five strangers wandering off the tour-guide’s path in a suitably atmospheric crypt (filmed in fact at Highgate Cemetery, London Correction – Only the opening credits sequence was filmed at Highgate, see comments) only to be greeted by the cowled Crypt Keeper (Sir Ralph Richardson) in a hidden chamber, the door of which closes once the five reluctant (soon to be very reluctant) guests (Joan Collins, Roy Dotrice, Richard Greene, Ian Hendry, Nigel Patrick) have arrived. Because, you see, old CK has a yarn to spin for each – a peep into their truly horrific futures, and we’re along for the ride…

I’m not going to spoil any of the five tales for you, nor the dénoument. Suffice to say that the stories, acting and direction still hold up after a good 39 years, with three of the episodes (Reflection of Death, Wish You Were Here and Blind Alleys) being absolute belters. And when Sir Ralph, having despatched the miscreants to their ultimate fate, turned to the screen at the end and intoned: ‘So, who’s next? Perhaps you…’, my own destiny was sealed. The horror, the horror…

We were going to talk about Fear on Friday and that all-important time reference, weren’t we? Well, here goes – just so you know that I keep my promises. Thanks to my baptism, it goes without saying that I was now hooked on horror – luckily enough, I lived in a time before ITV had become a sprawling, generic behemoth and there were regional, independent stations. I lived in York, but we were able to receive the Tyneside and Teesside channel that went by the cunning name of, wait for it, Tyne Tees. Among the diverse delights on offer on TT (that had, fact fans, a link man who was to be the inspiration for Viz‘s ‘Roger Mellie – The Man on the Telly’) was a regular Friday night horror-film slot that began two minutes after ITN’s News at Ten had finished, with ‘local stories for local people’ filling the space before the magic 10.32pm arrived.

And it was here that my real love of things that slither by moonlight began – a truly marvellous collection of horror films drawn from after Universal’s Golden Age (ie the 1930s and 1940s), but not modern enough to mean that Tyne Tees had to cough up higher screening-rights payments. It was only a small station, you understand…

The list of films that I first saw here, huddled under my covers, rising only to give the rapidly failing TV increasingly boisterous punches, would fill two websites. I’ll offer you a selection, of course, to give a feel of the flavour – Robert Fuest’s marvellous The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971), Roy Ward Baker’s best-of-the-bunch installment, Quatermass and The Pit (1967), Jim O’ Connolly’s bloody awful (that’s me talking now) but wonderfully gory (talking then) Tower of Evil (1972) – but this kind of homework, you’ll really have to do for yourself. Let me point you in the right direction, with a handy link – Amicus Productions, who produced the lion’s share of the movies (including Tales From The Crypt) that were Fear on Friday‘s spiritual home, including several other examples of the compendium horror genre. NOT to be confused with Hammer, OK?

As a footnote, try if you can to catch Dr Terror’s House Of Horrors (1964). This was the first of Amicus’s multi-story efforts, again directed by Freddie Francis. It wasn’t actually any good, but it has a simply never-to-be repeated cast, including Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing (no real surprises there, fair enough), but with special appearances by a very young Donald Sutherland, Michael Gough, Roy Castle, and, get this, Alan ‘Fluff’ Freeman. Is that scary? Not ‘arf…

For those who are interested, check out this excellent article from Will Hodgkinson in The Guardian, all about Amicus Studios.

And so, the Crypt Keeper draws the stroll down memory lane to a close. Any similar reminiscences you’d like to share? Don’t tell me you saw Fear on Friday too?

Heh, heh, heh…

Watch Tales from the Crypt here.